Comments from “real Americans” about FCC media deregulation, courtesy of The Onion online parody newspaper:
“Yeah? Well, if this is such a big problem, why aren’t we hearing more about it on the news?”
“Hold on–does Chomsky know about this? Because, man, oh, man, is he ever gonna hit the roof.”
“I’d be greatly worried, were it not for Clear Channel’s proven track record as a passionate and responsible guardian of the values of the Fourth Estate.”
“I’d be concerned about how this will affect the radio airwaves, but, fortunately, I’m a huge Pink fan.”
