Consolidation, Onion-Style

Consolidation, Onion-Style
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Comments from "real Americans" about FCC media deregulation, courtesy of The Onion online parody newspaper:

"Yeah? Well, if this is such a big problem, why aren't we hearing more about it on the news?"

"Hold on--does Chomsky know about this? Because, man, oh, man, is he ever gonna hit the roof."

"I'd be greatly worried, were it not for Clear Channel's proven track record as a passionate and responsible guardian of the values of the Fourth Estate."

"I'd be concerned about how this will affect the radio airwaves, but, fortunately, I'm a huge Pink fan."