Comments from "real Americans" about FCC media deregulation, courtesy of The Onion online parody newspaper:
"Yeah? Well, if this is such a big problem, why aren't we hearing more about it on the news?"
"Hold on--does Chomsky know about this? Because, man, oh, man, is he ever gonna hit the roof."
"I'd be greatly worried, were it not for Clear Channel's proven track record as a passionate and responsible guardian of the values of the Fourth Estate."
"I'd be concerned about how this will affect the radio airwaves, but, fortunately, I'm a huge Pink fan."