Several of our radio stations have been
experiencing a lot of copper thefts. Yesterday I went into one (quietly, as
usual) and finally caught someone in the act. He saw me and started running
away so I dropped the Jeep into four-wheel drive and punched it. I called
Dallas PD and excitedly screamed that we were being robbed, shots fired (I
exaggerated, but anything else would be at least a 45-minute response), gave
the address and hung up.
Soon I was chasing the guy around the
field, occasionally getting close enough to almost tap him with the fender. He
jumped the fence and ran into the next field. I followed him — through the
We went back and forth like that for a few
minutes, with him trying to hide in the brush and me heading straight through
it at him. We finally ended up in a bit of a standoff. He was hiding and I
couldn’t see him; but I knew he wasn’t going anywhere.
Air One arrived in about four minutes. I
pointed to where he was and they went into a tight orbit over the spot. About that
time a squad car pulled in and drew down on me until I showed that I was
unarmed and identified myself as the complainant.
They directed another group of officers
coming from the other direction. One officer almost stepped on the guy, he had
buried himself so good.
After they carted him off we all
congratulated each other and I followed them to the station to make a report.
The whole chase lasted six or seven
minutes. It was an absolute blast. I’m sure he was more than a little shocked
that some crazy bastard was trying to run him over and wouldn’t stop chasing
The cops asked whether I’d been scared. I
told them I climb towers, skydive and kiss sharks when scuba diving; I don’t
scare. They thought this was hilarious and said they needed more like me
So it was a great day. I haven’t had that
much fun in years. Maybe I can catch some more tomorrow.
PS: This is the guy’s third felony bust so he will be going away for
awhile. In addition to state charges of grand theft and damaging a transmitting
facility, we are trying to get a federal charge of damaging a transmitting
facility added on (18 USC 1362, up to 10 years and $250,000 fine). I like to be
generous whenever possible.